I gave a pass
On busting poetic ass
In the goodly 1st
Not specifically
To help the cause
Of the 4th itself
Which recently stumbled
Through two losing weeks
But that ever factors in
As I took it off
Because I could and did
Anbd regret it not
Because as you've already seen
I can write in three
What would take others four
Or even more
Because the harvest
Of three good fields
In a single day
Ain't the easiest doing
To be certain sure
Oh but wait
I'm not revealing
The size of the harvest
And don't even know
If that'd even be
The right thing to do
On the other hand
Knowing the number
Without the need of counting
Gvies you a better idea
Of just how awesome I am
At harvesting words
From the goodly ether
And no
It isn't arrogance if it's true
So I have rightly earned
The bow I just took
Even though I didn't actually bow
My little pig did
Yes I have a sentient stuffed pig
That sleeps in a nest
In the far distant corner
Of my one room flat
Because apartment doesn't sound
But nearly as posh
And Augustimus Noble
Is every bit
The poshest pig around
Not to mention
He's neatly sized
At a foot and a half high
And likes to ask why
I created him
Yes on the spot
For this very poem
As he would have preferred
His given day of creation
On the 19th of the month
For no particular reason
That I can think me of
Not to mention as well
Why didn't I create him
Two years past
When yes but last
It was the year of the pig
And not this year the year of the ox
Which Noble thinks
Are stupid and dull
And I have no answer for him
He came to me now
And I have no control
Over the year of his birth
In the real good world of course
As for how
He's been living in the corner
Of my one room flat
Which still but sounds
Posh as hell
Of heck but if
Hell sounds bad
And totally real
Well here's the thing
Would you believe
He's a posh little pig
That travels through time
And has already left
On his first adventure
To the distant year
Of 3027
Which math but tells us
Just happens to be
Another year of the pig
So he's as happy
As the pig of wit
Which he surely is
And once he was done
With that distant year
Which we can only imagine
But distantly in our head
Like the people of 1015
But imagined life today
If they even did
Because why even would they
He travelled even further
Into the distant future
Of 3044
No no no
Don't look at me like that
3044
Is totally further more
Than 3027
And he slmost stopped off
In 3032
So enough of you
And your dirty look
As any year of the dragon
Is cool but right
Though given how touched by war
Three recent dragon years were
If '40 '52 and 64 sadly were
Maybe not so much
And yes I'm aware
That the war in Koreas
Was a so-called action of police
But war is war
And that's the last 'I'll speak of that
Now he didn't go
On an unending trip
Deeper and deeper
Into the distant future
As he hit a wall
At the end of 3413
And bounbced all the way back
To 2867
Which math also tells us
Is a year of the sheep
So you can be sure
That was one baaaaaaaad adventure
And I ain't about to change that joke
So quit your shaking head
And rolling of your eyes
That shit's funny
And I'll make a ton of money
With the grand aventures
Of Augustimus Noble: Time Tarvelling Pig
Coming soon
To a theatre near you
If 2031
Is soon enough
Because I have to write it yes
Or hire someone
And I'm a little short of funds for that
Then have it get the interest
Of Hollywood too
So 2031 is pretty ambitious
But as I like to write
Stranger things have things
Have happened yes
And will happen again
Even to me
Though having a sentient pig
That travels through time
Is pretty strange indeed
And he has plans
To go on further travels
To years of the Horse Rabbit and Dog
Before the year is over
As it takes a lot but out of him
And he was but getting sick
From a lingering case
Tithflynninus
Or Time Traveller Flu
And came back home
Just five years earlier
Yeah
I've been living with
A time travelling pig
For five good years
Now he's sometimes a little snooty
But man is he a beauty
So I ain't but eaten pork
Since then of course
And miss the taste
Of spare good ribs
And hamful sandwiches
With lettuce and tomato
And cheese but often too
But wouldn't I be a jerk
If I continued to eat pig
While living with one
Why yes it would but be
Hmmph I say
But barely audible
Like I was doing
Proper ASMR
As I made my first count
of the whole good day
And though I'm on my way
To a full field harvest
I thought I'd written more
Because the very idea
Of a time travelling pig
Is sure to grab the interest
Of any discerning reader
So let me know
How anxious you are
To read the adventures
Of Augustimus Noble
Time Travelling Pig
As he travels through time
Like time's own oink oink
Which is pig but for
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Yes that's me
Your local peach of course
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Drawing and talking
With a little writing and reading
Thrown but in
For goodly measure
But disappointment aside
8 long rows
Of goodly rhyme
Is a pretty good count
For my first of the day
And gives me cause
To think of harvesting
Two full fields
Before the quarter ends
Which I'll take a goodly run but at
And even if
I should fall a little short
It's already been
A great good start
To the third good day
Of the 4th good month
with me feeling plenty good
About going three for three
As part of going four for four
To give me a right good shot
At winning the first good week
So where but was I when
It seemed but like
I was further ahead than I am
And was writing like the boss I is
Waiting to use poetic words
Like thee thou and 'tis
Because there's nothing wrong
With the old but smartly mixed in
With the cool and the new
Which is what I do
Since I'm the old
And hope for success
Is newer and cooler eh
For it feels like a day
That I might see but soon
Like this year even
Though it's an odd but virus touched
2021
I'm feeling on the verge
Of accomplishing something good
And you can be here for me
With little going out of your way
As you can help my cause
Without hurting yours
At happs.tv
By joining the site
With my own link
https://happs.tv/invite/@CharlesPetrie
Then subscribing to me
And sharing the coins
That you can gain for free
At the easy cost
Of minutes a day
Of nothing more than time
And if that ain't a deal
Then I don't know what is
Because I've got programming up
That if you like what I do here
You'll like me there too
Only there you'll hear my voice
And see my face
A time or three
Not that I like the sound of it
When I hear it recorded
But that's a common thing
And I've even heard tell
By ladies fair
That they like the sound of it yes
For what that's worth
When last I had a date
With the fair of face
And smelling sweet
Old 1600
Had a different man
But living there
And that's all I'll say about that today
In point of fact
I'm up against the end
Of yet another quarter
And have to bring the writing
To an ending now
Though I'll pick it up
But soon enough
It will be but after
I failed but yet again
To harvest two full fields
Q2
I was taken aback
By the reaction I got
In a stream I'm still watching
Because they are fun to watch
But seriously
It's just an opinion man
You didn't need to claw me like the bear
That was poked by someone else
And I got clawed
Also
What's hard about the name
As I think pronouncing it like
The married pair
From the Dick Van Dyke Show
Is not the common way
To say it no
As some people just get it right
And others get it wrong
So have we become
Like too sensitive
About things that shouldn't push us over
Like my not being
All about the Batman
And his animated series
Being the greatest cartoon
That was ever made
Because that's an opinion
And not a fact
No matter how strenuously
The objection was
To my opinion
Like I was wrong
And said something bad
Of course ain't none of us perfect
And I've certainly been a jerk
More than once
Though more but off the internet
Than on it yes
And never so angrily outward
As he did before
When his tone was that
Of a man offended
Because I don't kneel
At the church of the Bat
Yeah I like me some Batman
But that 90's series
Didn't strike me
As the greatest ever thing
Like someone later said
In this same stream
That I'm still watching
Because I enjoy them yes
But you can love your stuff
Without snapping back
At those who don't feel the same
And now for something
Far more fun
That comes without the drama
Of geek on geek opinionization
Because that's what it was
Tau is not enjoying April
As three days in
And the closest he's come
To winning a game
Was early on this day
As the hottest player
Is Gamma now
As he's won his first two games
And is even giddier today
Than he was a day ago
And once again
If he doesn't settle down
I'm gonna have to knock him flying
Because it's just a pair of games
When he's still lost
More than he's won
So I wandered away from the writing
And only come on back
When the quarter's near the end
So I wag my finger at myself
And say no burgers for me
Though as it happens
I had decided
To add burgers to the list
Of the shouldn't eat
For a time at least
Even though my noble pig
But pleaded with me
To keep but eating burgers
Since I'd already given up the 'Za
I had to tell him no
The burgers gotta go too
Yeah boo hoo hoo
No 'Za or burgers neither
You're surely crying me a river
Q3
Is that but gonna be
A thing I do
From now but on
Where I add a drawing
For each good day
Of posted Petrie flow
To which my answer is
I don't yet know
But if it gets a comment or two
Than I can only say yes
Though I confess
Which you can see with your own eyes
Is I don't
Like any of that
Though I ain't deserved
Any comments
Until now of course
Since I wasn't posting
Forever and a day
Since last year eh
So it's gonna take time
For my goodly rhyme
To merit any luv
By word of mouth
Or emojii
Either will do for me
Because even though I have subscribers
There's still the sense
Of writing into the void
When no one passes through
So how much time
Before I deserve
A little comment luv
That's not for me to say
But not before May
Lest you wish of course
And rest assured
I won't delete any comments
So have at me
Supper is supped
And I had no burgery goodness
Which was a choice of course
But not a happy one
Because Saturdays without
Have been but rare
Not that you should care
That I had me none tonight
But if you have a burger emojii
Please to share it with me
For the vicarious thrill
Of having the most common meal
Of all my life
As for the writing
And can I make of this
Another winning day
With no idea
As of this writing
If the Bleu Blanc Rouge
Will also win
Because I chose a stream
About dreamers doing
The comic book thing
Which I think
I might have to try
In the years to come
So I'm not yet there
But with two fields felled
And it's not even being
Nine at night
I've got time to write
But more than enough
To win once more
Unless the pull to draw
Is too hard to resist
And takes me away
For an extended period
Like a goodly hour
As though I'm feeling the power
The speed that comes as a part of it
Isn't the most reliable
Of my goodly range
Of my able to do
To feed your soul
Because that's my thing
I feed it through words and art
Though I myself
Am just a drawer
An unfinished cabinet
Which is but why
I can only share so much
It's also why of course
When it comes to the future yet arrived
And I'm writing the story
Of Pechemar: The Body Peach
Or the plot of Augustimus Noble:
Time Travelling Pig
I won't be doing the art
Though it will always be a part
Of each good day
I'm not a sequential artist
But none of this will happen
Before I'm in my 50's yeah
So it's good I'm only
Checks my age
And sinks in my chair
As I know it's 49
And 50's coming soon
In any event
The stories have to be written
And plotted respectively
So I'm gonna need
Something quicker
For Peach and pig
Like a t-shirt maybe
Or series of cards
For a game or collection
Even both perhaps
As the special cards
To a special pack
That will sell for 2 bucks each
And sell but half a mill
As I dream but big
Speaking of aims
That are not small
Like harvesting 10 whole fields
In three good days
Which I've had to do before
I won't be doing that tonight
Just like it looks
Like the Habs won't be joining me
In the winner's circle
Lest they come up with
at least a pair of goals
In the final 8 minutes
To tie it up
And go past sixty
Where their record is awful
With a single win
Against nine of the losing kind
So feck oh bother
There goes the winning streak
Tied for the longest
At only three good games
Which makes the Flames but happy
As they remain
But seven points out
Of overtaking the Habs
Which they've been trying to do
For most of the season
Not to mention
It makes the haters scream with joy
As there's yet another game
Where Cary Price
Surrendered four or more goals
As he's had his share
Of bad with the good
And once but more
The Sens are pesky
After losing the last two against
They came on back
And did their pesky thing
On the way to beating the Habs
Oh double feck
They just got an empty netter
And that sealed the game
Though with two ahead
The Habs were dying and dead
Once the 5th was scored
Early in the 3rd
So the angry word
Is you can guess it well
So much for
All the good feelings
Of the last two games
Where they scored 8
To the opponents' one
That's not undone
By any means
But this was a punch in the face
And the anti-Pricers
Were surely blah blah
Like his recent run of success
Is all for naught
What the Habs but need
Apart from wins of course
There's never enough of those
Is a goodly poet
Who will watch them play
And write of their highs and lows
Through thick and thin
And I just so happen
To know of one
Who'd do it for a song
And you'd never be wrong
To have a poet on the payroll
Or so I just said
Because that's a truth
That should but be
If you ask me
Three counts in
And right around the corner
From another win
As I go three for three
In this early month
While the Habs have only gone
Yes 1 for two
But what can you do
When all good teams
Have their stupid games
I can only hope
They don't have more in their quiver
When it comes to the Flames
Because they are the only other threat
The Habs must take
But seriously yes
Because the fifth place Canucks
Won't be 5th for long
As the Flames will find their strong
But yet again
And close the gap
From some good distance
To scarily close
If the script remains the same
So please Habs please
Don't fall the heck off
Like the last dang time
That you won three in a row
And into a tailspin fell
All the way
From the heights of second
To the depths of 4th
And came too close
Too many times
To falling out
Aye even falling beneath the Canucks
Was not out of the question
So win Habs win
Yes you had a streak of three
But we need more
Like getting to four
That woulda been sweet
And given us greater cause
To think you're back
Because that would be
Your longest winning streak
Of the whole troubling year
Because you're not yet clear
Of the streaky Flames
Who've won the last against
And still play you directly
For another five
Which means you have to win
At least but three of those
If not more
Just to get to where you need to get
To have a chance
At having a chance
To win the Cup
Before the decade's over
So two without
Doesn't become three
And for the haters
lest we forget
All the other six
So original called
Have their lengthy droughts
And ain't none of them close
To the 24
That the Habs but have
No 13 and 11
That's not close at all
Call me if or when
It gets to five
Then we can talk
But it'll never be that close again
Mark my words
The Habs will hoist it up high anew
Just between me and you
Before I die
And on that day
The haters will cry
Even kick and scream
Because they're a jealous lot
And this is the kind of goodness
That I could regularly deliver
For the Bleu Blanc Rouge
As I am ever in the flow
And ready to drop some rhyme
So that is why
I'm speaking this
To the Universe itself
I hope it's listening
Because I am ready
And would be but there with them
For each and every game
For the low low price
Of something fair for both
As telling the price right now
Is too early in the process
Which is nowhere yeah
Tick tick tick
Quick quick quick
Write write write
And fall a little short
Of the 2 whole fields
I was hoping to harvest
Only time has passed
And now I've lost the drive
To write but more
And having won the day
I'll go away
And draw
Q4