I'm a happy happy ghost
And not to boast
But I am wanted
Like all over the world
So I've never haunted
A single soul
Because they like to see me
And I like to see them
So I only go
Where I've been invited
Which is all over the world
And 300 days a year
Is how hard I have to hustle
My ghostly self
To earn my keep
Because death ain't the rest
That we all thought it was
As everyone has to work
And most want to work
On the Higher Plain
Which is an exciting afterlife
But I like working with humans
Just too much
To want to leave behind
All that I know
And I'll be honest
The great grand cities
Flying high above the oceans
For the first good world
Of the Plain we have to start at
Is an Ocean World
Scares me yes
Because they're far too high
For my own liking
As fears remain
From our living time
And I feared heights
While I was alive
So I can't afterlive there
All of this to say
It's a harder existence
Because the pay for working at home
Is much far less
But I'm okay
With the longer years