Why'd he choose him
Of all the souls
That he could focus on
Like what makes Tarb
So very special
That a floating eye
Should care at all
About his stupid life
Is it because he's got arms
And feet as well
And can freely move about
With a care in the world
Because he's got extremities
That both Taeb and me
Just don't have
Because we are flower beings
That haven't evolved to the point
Of having extremities
Well that's just wrong
Because we're so much better
Than stupid Tarb
Who looks like so stupid
Compared to us
That the eye should be ashamed
That he chose him today
But I'm sure the eye is thinking
How can I go against a being
With arms and legs
And the freedom to walk about
Without a care in the world
When his life is anything but
Yes free of care
So maybe the eye
Is a stupid being too
And we should be glad
That we're not his focus
Because being under the scrutiny
Of a stupid like him
Would only invite worse