I've never driven a car
Or even thought to try
And get a licence
Yet here I am
Piloting my own personal ship
That I found but buried
In my parents' backyard
As my Dad hadn't been joking at all
When he long ago told me
That he's of alien heritage
And his ship is buried out back
As he finally thinks I'm ready
To take possession
Of the family craft
And do with it
But what I will
So here I be
Just getting used to everything
Not just having a ship of my own
But being half alien too
Like what am I supposed to do
Mate with a human woman
Now that I know
That I'm only half of that
Well raised on Earth of course
Thinking I was human
Like everyone else
It was only natural
That I'd want a human too
So I'd been with a few
But now I had to wonder
Would I be better off
If I was with an alien
Like one of my own
Or half my own indeed