There once was a man
Oddly looking
It's true it is but yes
Not that it stopped him
From finding success
Because you can look
However badly that you do
But if you got talent and drive
And people believe in you
Then you can go as far
As you want to go
And I am that man
Of whom I speak
And what a week
That I have had
As it went bad
But early on
And never got better
So sit yourself down
With a goodly drink
If you are thirsty
And food if you're hungry
And let me tell you all about it