Good morning person reading these words.
You are a person yes?
You're not an alien, robot, ghost, A.I. Or monster from the great fictions of the past like a vampire, werewolf or mummy.
Zombies don't read., so I know you're not that.
Neither do dogs.
Dolphins read, but they quickly moved past my gateway style, for want of a better word and won't have none of it now.
But at least they saved my life from that Bullite Shark Attack of 2017. I'd hate to be missing any part of me, which is why I endured the gallbladder attacks of 2011 and 2012 until I could have the cure installed and developed super powers that only work on the 2nd plain where there's almost no crime.
And I have pretty cool powers there too but have had to fight there since May of 2016.
I miss it.
I just go there now for parkour.
Alone.
Patriotus Red might as well be...
Not alive as far as they're concerned.
It's all about Monument T. Glory, Glory Hound as I think of him as.
But I'm also totally jealous about all the love the people have for him and not me. Especially the ladies. He's never without companionship.
And even when I was their hero, the ladies were almost never into me. Even after I saved UnderHill City twice in two days from two different threats.
Not that I was doing it for the ladies, but I'm only human and I have the want of being loved.
Or at least companionated.
Is that wrong?
I don't think that is.
I should go back to the Second Plain because it's cool to be able to parkour above the city and have no fear of heights, which I have on all the plains.
Yes, I've been to all the plains. Including the animated one where anything can happen.
So you'd think I'd have powers there too but nope. I am my least cool and good there.
In fact, I catch aches there all over my body and can't spend more than six hours a time there without suffering multiple pain events. And I don't want that again, which effectively means I can't go there again because it's very easy to get stranded there for 12 to 18 hours.
But as much as I love animated shows and movies, I don't actually need or want to live in an animated plain.
And before I'd gone there, I would have sworn up an down that it was the plain that I wanted to live in the most next to the one where I had superpowers.
What about the Plain of Happiness you're asking of course?
The waiting list for that one is just so long and I don't have the money to move up the line.
But you're not one of the ones seeking to live in the 4th plain are you?
You're too busy living your best life, which is why I say good for you. You're doing it right.
I didn't bring you any poetry this morning but you got dropped into a story.
Not that you needed me to tell you that got story there because you know what's real or experienced to this point.
And I hope that it was as fun fro you to read as it was for me to right.
In fact, I'll be there again.
I'm not sure that it will get its own page, but I'll be back to this story.
But the writing portion of the morning is over now.